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Sunday, November 25, 2007

A Few More Thoughts from Erma Bombeck

  • It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

  • Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

  • My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

  • My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?

  • Never have more children than you have car windows.

  • One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

  • Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
  • Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it.

Ain't that the truth?!?!

1 Comments:

At 9:31 PM, Blogger Tiffany Stuart said...

Thanks for the laughs!

 

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