"Just Because" Mom Quotes

There is no real rhyme or reason to today's quotes . . . they just tickled my funny bone.




"Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease."
~ Lisa Alther

"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."
~ Mark Twain

"It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge."
~ Phyllis Diller

"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it."
~ Buddy Hackett

"You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back."
~William D. Tammeus.