A Few More Thoughts from Erma Bombeck

• It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

• Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

• My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

• My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?

• Never have more children than you have car windows.

• One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

• Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
• Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it.

Ain't that the truth?!?!